Current mood:	angry
Current music:	The Eccentric Opera, The Queen of the Night

This afternoon Carol Ann and Tina went down to the corner market to pick up some more Lux and Rinso. (They were in the midst of daily chores when they ran out)
Well they were gone for about four hours, long after dinner time. Since I hadn't eaten, I decided to walk down to the corner market and pick up a 2 Liter of Pepsi and a gallon jug of you-know-what. When I got there, all the lights were off, well before closing. My maternal instincts kicked in, and I busted down the door with a mighty vulva burst. Lo and Behold, I walked in to find Tina looming over Carol Ann's dead body wearing nothing but eight-inch platform shoes and crotchless panties.
This is the THIRD time I've had to use my Satanic powers to resurrect Carol Ann after one of Tina's 'experiments'. I KNEW it was a bad idea to let those two wander off alone. Once the formaldehyde drains out of Carol Ann's skull, I'm going to slap Tina so hard, her nipples implode!