Oh, Hello all! It's me, Joan Crawford, back from the dead as usual! I've been really busy here in hell, you wouldn't believe how time consuming eternity can be! I took a little break from signing autographs and whipping the backsides of heathenous Egyptian slaves to sit down in the throneroom on my IBook and update my lovely livejournal!
Oh, and while I'm here, I'd like to make a formal apology to Madame Bridget, for the shameless way my 'daughter' Christina treated her. I'd no idea someone let her out of her cage, dear. I ask that you forgive me, and look upon that hedonist with scorn and hatred!
The main reason I updated today is to tell you that I've had my first interview since death! (yes, first! I've been that busy!) DOOM Magazine expressed interest in my post-mortum activities, and they came down for a visit last week. Their special correspondant (a drag queen called 'The Diva of Destruction') was lovely, graceful, tactful and kind! I had a wonderful time! Once they get the article up on their site, I'll link it for all of you lovelies!
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