joancrawford: To be honest with you, I'm not too thril

Hollywood Royalty..... (

joancrawford) wrote,
@ 2001-10-25 09:00:00

Current mood:

determined

To be honest with you, I'm not too thrilled about having so many DRAG QUEENS dress up as me for Halloween! It's a little extreme, really. I mean, I can't help that I'm beautiful and talented, and extremely desired and sought after, but come on! I think Divine would be ashamed.

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	deadpanwalking 2001-10-25 07:42 am UTC (link)
	Count your lucky stars and thank god you're not Bette Midler. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: joancrawford 2001-10-25 08:59 am UTC (link)
	True. I can think of no other woman who would enjoy bathing in the sweat and adulation of millioins of gay men... mmm...sweaty...men... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2001-10-26 10:46 am UTC (link)
	Have you seen Bette's home page? Its a total hoot (http://www.livejournal.com/talkpost.bml?replyto=17430458) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	laughingsal 2001-10-25 09:00 am UTC (link)
	I know how it is, J.C....Sigh. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: joancrawford 2001-10-25 10:20 am UTC (link)
	It really is tough to be beautiful! hic (Reply to this) (Parent)

	angelboy777 2001-10-25 09:32 am UTC (link)
	consider it an honor Joan. (btw, I told everyone in one of my posts to drink Pepsi Cola, to support you) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: joancrawford 2001-10-25 10:16 am UTC (link)
	Oh, THANK you, Danny! I always knew I could count on you...you're a very sweet young man...Mommie Dearest loves sweet disciplined children! ^_~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	I almost forgot! joancrawford 2001-10-25 10:16 am UTC (link)
	Love, J.C. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	archiedavis 2001-10-25 09:57 am UTC (link)
	my dear, where have you been? and if you need someone to dry those tears, just drop a line... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: joancrawford 2001-10-25 10:15 am UTC (link)
	Oh, here and there...there and everywhere...world domination is proving to be a bit more of a challenge than I had anticipated, but it's nothing I can't handle. dignified chuckle But Seriously, Archie...you look so dapper, I could just eat you up! ^_~ Love, J.C. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

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	Joan , I've missed you! robby 2001-10-25 11:05 am UTC (link)
	My Halloween fantasies of you don't involve dressing in your clothes! In fact they don't involve clothing at all! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	robby 2001-10-25 11:30 am UTC (link)
	Well, on second thought, keep the hat.... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Joan , I've missed you! joancrawford 2001-10-25 12:48 pm UTC (link)
	Oh ho ho ho! blush Oh, ROBBY! I've missed you too, Darling! Come to Mommie Dearest and let's catch up on old times over a vodka and coke, yes? Love, J.C. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

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joancrawford
2001-10-25 12:46 pm UTC (link)

Well...it all depends on WHO put the clothes on the offending hangers. In the case that it was someone in an inferior position to yours, I.E. a servant, child, pet, prostitute, you simply channel the Joan Crawford within and exert your primal rage.
If the person who hung your clothes on a...a...*shudders* WIRE hanger...happens to be someone you truly care about and/or need to use for your own personal gain, you channel the Tina Crawford within and use passive-agressive techniques to administer discipline.
I do hope I was of help to you, best of luck and Happy Halloween! TO ALL MY FANS, I LOVE YOU ALL!
Love, J.C.

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	lilacsagogo 2001-10-25 01:02 pm UTC (link)
	joan you will forever be my queen (Reply to this) (Thread)

	joancrawford 2001-10-25 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	I would like to say THANK YOU to all my WONderful fans! You're the ones who really made me a star! I would rather be here with you tonight...than anywhere else in the world! TO MY WONDERFUL FANS, I LOVE YOU ALL! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	daaaaaaaaarling. ms_dietrich 2001-10-26 04:53 am UTC (link)
	i am truly in awe ms. crawford. your talent oozes and seeps...effortlessly it seems. a master at your art, ms. crawford. a true master. love, marlene (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: daaaaaaaaarling. joancrawford 2001-10-26 12:33 pm UTC (link)
	Why thank you miss Dietrich! Your kind words have helped me get through another HELLISH day on the set...those damn BASTARDS can't hold up the CUE CARDS! I CAN'T SEE THEM WHEN THEY'RE THAT LOW! Anyways, have your help call Carol Anne...we'll get together and have a couple drinks, and go out on the town, what do you say? Love, J.C. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

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	karmakanic 2001-10-26 07:21 am UTC (link)
	Joan, you're so fickle. Since when did your journal become a debaucherous and hormonal speakeasy? One minute you're making plans for us to riding off into the sunset, the next minute, you're stabbing me in the back with a wire hanger. Honestly Joan, how can I make you mine, and mine only? I know you must be angry with me. Shall I bring you the axe? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2001-10-26 10:56 am UTC (link)
	Monogomy in all its guises (http://www.livejournal.com/talkpost.bml?itemid=2623518) is way over-rated (Reply to this) (Parent)

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secretime
2001-11-06 12:10 pm UTC (link)

JOAN, I missed you so! (hiccup!)
I was talking to that BITCH Martha Stewart yesterday and she was telling everyone at a cocktail party that she fucked you blind with a strap-on and while chewing on your tits they jizzed milk all over her pinched face and then EVERYONE laughed at your expense and called you a mongrol slut and said that you shopped for your clothes at Wal-Mart. WELL, I never! I left that party of goons behind and hit the bars instead.
The fuckers...

Much love and tongue flicks,
Carol Channing

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	Re: joancrawford 2001-11-06 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	...Thank you darling. I'll take this matter into my own hands... That crochet stitching calligraphy writing plant worshipping PIE BAKING CHRISTMAS TREE DECORATING CHAINSAW WEILDING BLOATED WARWHORE SHALL FEEL DIVINE PUNISHMENT AT THE HANDS OF A TRUE GODDESS! THE BITCH WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT HER! Love, J.C. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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	tinacrawford 2002-01-24 12:10 pm UTC (link)
	It's in front of the capitol records building, just to the left... teehee (Reply to this) (Parent)

	angelboy777 2001-12-03 07:55 am UTC (link)
	I miss you Joan. Why don't you post anymore? I need a good laugh!! (and a good f***) (Reply to this) (Thread)

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joancrawford
2001-12-03 08:52 am UTC (link)

Yes, I do realize that my posts are few and far between, but you see, I'm having such a stressful week! First of all, Barbara Bennet is coming over for lunch to discuss the article she's doing on me. Then, I'm going to pick up that heaving-bosomed trollup Tina from Chadwick academy! That little good for nothing Blanche-Deveraux-in-training has been flirting...with VERA!

So you see, I have some ass to kick before I start hossing around online. But, don't worry Danny! I haven't forgot about our date on friday! I do hope you're doing well...I was hoping for at least six hours.

Love, J.C.

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	phyllisdiller 2001-12-15 07:42 am UTC (link)
	I wished SOMEONE in my lifetime would have even dared to try to look like me! What an honnor that would have been! Phyllis Diller (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: joancrawford 2001-12-15 08:38 am UTC (link)
	Darling, they simply can't emulate the titanic proportions of your hair! Love, J.C. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	karmakanic 2001-12-24 12:25 pm UTC (link)
	Have a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year Ms. Crawford. I'll be thinking about you as I inbibe my 5th round of alchohol on New Years Eve, and sleep with some randon stranger only wishing it was you. And don't forget J.C., 2002 will be entirely YOUR year. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: joancrawford 2001-12-24 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	YES! You are hot. hic Love, J.C. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Sorry it has to be this way... (Anonymous) 2002-01-15 12:11 pm UTC (link)
	Joan, Give me the pillow, Joan. C'mon Tina. HELP me. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Sorry it has to be this way... tinacrawford 2002-01-24 12:11 pm UTC (link)
	CE-QUE DE FUCK?! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

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You're going to LOVE this... - (Anonymous), 2002-02-04 09:13 am UTC

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Re: You're going to LOVE this... - (Anonymous), 2002-02-04 11:58 am UTC

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