Hollywood Royalty..... ([info]joancrawford) wrote,
@ 2001-09-21 00:40:00
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Current mood: pleased

And a VERY happy birthday to my good dear friend, [info]italianprincess!
Love, J.C.




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[info]archiedavis
2001-09-21 02:43 am UTC (link)
you know joan, I am having a birthday soon and... you know...

wanna come over and deliver the spankins an such?

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[info]joancrawford
2001-09-21 06:40 am UTC (link)
Oooh, yes! I hope, for the sake of spanking, you're a little older than you look!
;)
Love, J.C.

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[info]archiedavis
2001-09-21 12:23 pm UTC (link)
younger eh? you want cast me aside like a whithered old prune due to my old age, will you joan?

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[info]joancrawford
2001-09-21 04:18 pm UTC (link)
I SAID I WANT TO SPANK YOUR ASS, BITCHMEAT! NEVER QUESTION ME AGAIN!
NOW BEND OVER!!!!

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[info]archiedavis
2001-09-21 10:13 pm UTC (link)
now THATS the joan i know and love!!!

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[info]joancrawford
2001-09-22 10:12 am UTC (link)
I'm BACK and MEANER THAN EVER! NOW STICK IT IN!!!!!
Love, J.C.

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[info]archiedavis
2001-09-22 11:01 am UTC (link)
i am a simple man, joan.

i want butter in my ass and a lollipop in my mouth...

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[info]joancrawford
2001-09-22 05:14 pm UTC (link)
Well...in that case...I'll see what I can do! ^_~
Love, J.C.

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thank you joan!!!
[info]italianprincess
2001-09-21 06:11 am UTC (link)
and just for you, I had a screwdriver last night...with lotsa vodka!!!

i also had some other stuff...and it's a wonder how i'm even awake right now!!! hehehe

~*QOTR*~

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Re: thank you joan!!!
[info]joancrawford
2001-09-21 06:38 am UTC (link)
A round of vodka for everyone, in honor of Italian Princess's birthday! On Me, of course!
Love, J.C.

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Re: thank you joan!!!
[info]karmakanic
2001-09-22 01:33 am UTC (link)
Do I need to pull a number, for the ass spankings?

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Re: thank you joan!!!
[info]joancrawford
2001-09-22 10:03 am UTC (link)
Step in line and wait your turn, sailor!

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Re: thank you joan!!!
(Anonymous)
2001-09-27 02:45 pm UTC (link)
freakin loser
youre only 18
your liver will be shot by the time you are 30

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Re: thank you joan!!!
[info]joancrawford
2001-09-27 04:17 pm UTC (link)
My liver has survived countless years of torment at the hands of Tina's vodka and pepsis...I BLAME MY ALCOHOLISM ON HER!!!

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F.U.
[info]mad_cow
2001-09-28 05:25 am UTC (link)
EAT DIRT, CRUDBALL!

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Re: thank you joan!!!
(Anonymous)
2001-10-19 11:37 am UTC (link)
On your knees cretin
This is your GOD (http://www.livejournal.com/~revjen)

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Goshers!
[info]pennyspotless
2001-09-29 03:29 am UTC (link)
Cheers!

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Still scared of yourself Nick
(Anonymous)
2001-09-29 07:06 am UTC (link)
Give it up Nick

Next you'll claim this is a ruse to get my IP (http://www.livejournal.com/~superfly_ww)

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Re: Still scared of yourself Nick
[info]pennyspotless
2001-10-01 10:22 pm UTC (link)
Who's Nick?

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Re: Still scared of yourself Nick
(Anonymous)
2001-10-02 09:59 am UTC (link)
A lonely old has been with too much free time on his hands.

He is the Master of Placebosity

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Re: Still scared of yourself Nick
[info]pennyspotless
2001-10-15 11:46 pm UTC (link)
No. You're thinking of Capt. Willie.
Silly.

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Re: Still scared of yourself Nick
(Anonymous)
2001-10-20 12:49 pm UTC (link)
Why do you EXIST? (http://www.livejournal.com/talkpost.bml?replyto=16719038)

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Re: Goshers!
[info]joancrawford
2001-09-29 01:32 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry I missed your birthday, miss spotless! Belated birthday wishes to a lovely little girl like yourself! :)
Love, J.C.

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[info]karmakanic
2001-10-03 03:40 am UTC (link)
Joan, have I ever told you that you have rad hair :) How do you get it to stay up like that?

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[info]joancrawford
2001-10-03 01:31 pm UTC (link)
Why THANK you! :)
How do I get it to stay up like this you ask? DISCIPLINE! My hair goes through rigorous training with many setting lotions and hair gels, mixed with the right amount of glamour and poise. EVERY bit of my appearance undergoes such routines to meet my high expectations.
Love, J.C.

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[info]karmakanic
2001-10-22 05:44 am UTC (link)
Anyway you slice it Joan, you have hot hair to go with your hot little figure.

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(Anonymous)
2001-10-22 11:21 am UTC (link)
Dont get out much
Do you (http://www.livejournal.com/~pennyspotless)/?

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[info]joancrawford
2001-10-22 12:26 pm UTC (link)
And you've got a hot little face to go with your hot little personality! What's a guy like you doing in a place like this? *lights cigarette* ^_~
Love, J.C.

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[info]karmakanic
2001-10-23 09:12 am UTC (link)
Looking for Pepsi... and good times.

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(Anonymous)
2001-10-23 10:53 am UTC (link)
I prefer COKE (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?itemid=13162822)

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[info]joancrawford
2001-10-23 11:27 am UTC (link)
Well...you've come to the right place...sailor.

^_~

Love, J.C.

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