Hollywood Royalty..... ([info]joancrawford) wrote,
@ 2001-09-18 22:35:00
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Current mood: determined
Current music:The National Anthem! What else?

it's raining men!
Due to the recent tragedies that occurred, I have been unable to update my livejournal!
This horror is absolutely UNSPEAKABLE!
IT'S THE FAULT OF THAT FAT WHORE [info]mad_cow!!!

But don't worry, Citizens! Joan Crawford is ON THE MOVE!

Al and I have agreed to send thousands of gallons of Pepsi to the rescue workers in New York City.

Just think of how much they can accomplish with the crisp, refreshing taste of pepsi on their side!

WE CAN DO IT, AMERICA! WE CAN PULL TOGETHER! STAND TALL, AND FIGHT LIKE A CRAWFORD!!! I KNOW HOW TO COMPETE AND WIN! LET'S FIGHT FOR FREEDOM, PEACE, CIGARETTES, VODKA, AND PEPSI!!!!


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[info]byleee
2001-09-19 08:06 am UTC (link)
Joan, you are a sick, sick bitch. But I wouldn't have you any other way.

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[info]joancrawford
2001-09-19 12:19 pm UTC (link)
Oh really? I'd take you any way I could get you, handsome! ^_~
Love, J.C.

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*Ahem*
[info]angelboy777
2001-09-20 06:12 am UTC (link)
you cheating on me again Joan??? that's okay, we can throw him into the mix, now Tina can have 2 "uncles".

current mood: jealous

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Re: *Ahem*
[info]joancrawford
2001-09-20 01:10 pm UTC (link)
Why...DANNY...Why don't we just call it even and have a MAN-ag-OH-Three?
Love, J.C.

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[info]italianprincess
2001-09-19 08:16 am UTC (link)
raspberry or orange flavored vodka, joan?!

~*QOTR*~

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[info]joancrawford
2001-09-19 12:20 pm UTC (link)
All forms of Vodka are acceptable. Actually, anything would be fine as long as it is liquor.
Love, J.C.

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[info]tinacrawford
2001-09-19 01:36 pm UTC (link)
Listen here, pussy face... Im going to blow up the Pepsi Cola building next! muhahahaha! Try and catch me, mommie dearest! *giggles*

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[info]joancrawford
2001-09-19 01:38 pm UTC (link)
TINA!!!!! I DID always think you were Muslim!

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[info]amandasbored
2001-09-25 10:38 am UTC (link)
Ya'll are sick and pathetic...I'm sorry, but this stupid Joan Crawford thing has gone too far.

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(Anonymous)
2001-09-27 02:43 pm UTC (link)
nobody asked you sugar
besides only boring people get bored

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[info]amandasbored
2001-09-27 04:15 pm UTC (link)
Haha..I never said I was bored....but alright...

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[info]joancrawford
2001-09-27 06:06 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry, but no autographs at this time, as I am too busy sunbathing and drinking vodka by the pool.
Love, J.C.

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[info]mad_cow
2001-09-28 05:27 am UTC (link)
SUCK MY GUTBUCKET PANSYPONCE!

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[info]joancrawford
2001-09-28 06:48 am UTC (link)
HOW ABOUT NO, YOU OVERWEIGHT BUFFOON? I'LL HARPOON YOU, SKIN YOU, AND SELL YOUR HIDE TO THE NEAREST DESPERATE ALASKAN FUR TRADER!!!!

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Glad to see you get it (we all need to have fun now especially)
(Anonymous)
2001-09-28 08:21 am UTC (link)
Check your icon moron
I assume your name is Amanda
so the bored part follows logically

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Wow
[info]amandasbored
2001-09-28 08:23 am UTC (link)
Check your glasses MORON...I'm blowing a kiss in my picture...nice try though.

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Re: Wow
(Anonymous)
2001-09-29 07:09 am UTC (link)
Doofus

Does Mommy know you pull this kind of crap on your computer?

You might lose your internet privelages for a week.

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Haha
[info]amandasbored
2001-09-29 08:08 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I'm 18 years old, I stopped checking in with "mommy" a long time ago. "Doofus" ouch....did we somehow slip back to 1993?

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Get some therapy
(Anonymous)
2001-09-29 08:19 am UTC (link)
please go away
you spend way too much time on this
are you addicted
get a life

still live at home?
well "mommy" pays the bills

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[info]amandasbored
2001-09-29 08:24 am UTC (link)
"mommy" doesn't pay the bills..thanks..and I am going to go away...this was fun, but is really dumb now.

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(Anonymous)
2001-09-29 09:29 am UTC (link)
NAH NAH
I get the last word as always

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(Anonymous)
2001-09-29 08:21 am UTC (link)
Don't be so judgeMENTAL
I am your GOD (http://www.livejournal.com/~pennyspotless)

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