Hollywood Royalty..... ([info]joancrawford) wrote,
@ 2001-08-12 23:11:00
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Current mood: drunk

Lonliness and Vodka is a deadly combination! *HIC!*
...And You're a lousy substitute for someone who reaaallly cares....Oohhhh....Tinnnaa...Daaaarrrrling...
*HIC!*


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Joan, dear, how have you been?
[info]norma_shearer
2001-08-12 08:31 pm UTC (link)
Dear Joan,

Just a quick note to thank you for appearing in MY movie THE WOMEN. You were SO believable as the low-class whore Crystal!! I told my husband Irving that no one else could do justice to the role as well as you, considering your history. My best to the children and whatever man you happen to be with now -- as you said, there have been so many.

As ever,
Norma

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[info]laughingsal
2001-08-13 11:47 am UTC (link)
Of Course! She wasn't acting.

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Re: - [info]joancrawford, 2001-08-13 02:46 pm UTC
Re: Joan, dear, how have you been?
[info]joancrawford
2001-08-13 03:20 pm UTC (link)
FUCK....OFF...TRAMP!!
You're just jealous because you got all of your parts while flat on your back. It's tough to compete with a woman who sleeps her way through Hollywood, but TRUE talent will always prevail over WHORES like you and Bette Davis!

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pour me a drink.
[info]durga_daggr
2001-08-12 09:03 pm UTC (link)
I'll keep you company. :D

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Re: pour me a drink.
[info]joancrawford
2001-08-13 03:11 pm UTC (link)
Whoo! What more could I ask for? The company of a FINE young man such as yourself would keep me satisfied ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
Love, J.C.

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Bogie once said...
[info]robby
2001-08-12 09:12 pm UTC (link)
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

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Re: Bogie once said...
[info]joancrawford
2001-08-13 03:12 pm UTC (link)
*HIC!* NOooOO SssSSShIiit!!
*swills vodka*
Love, J.C.

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[info]archiedavis
2001-08-12 10:39 pm UTC (link)
JOAN, darling... dont let that ungrateful brat ruin your fine mood. you just come to daddy, and we will whisk away that awful mood with a few drinks, and watch your last picture, TROG, which i must say, you were delightfull in...

and look at this!!! those silly publishers said you PASSED ON soon after it was released...what next?

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[info]tinacrawford
2001-08-12 10:45 pm UTC (link)
Excuse me, pig fucker?

Wouldn't it be nice if I ripped out 'cha spleen and fed it to you, ya four eyed, pencil neck geek?!

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(no subject) - [info]archiedavis, 2001-08-12 10:49 pm UTC
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[info]joancrawford
2001-08-13 03:10 pm UTC (link)
Oh, Archie! You always did know how to understand a wommmmannnn!!
Love, J.C.

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proclamation of romantic deliniation... - [info]archiedavis, 2001-08-13 11:58 pm UTC
Re: proclamation of romantic deliniation... - [info]joancrawford, 2001-08-14 11:24 am UTC
Re: - [info]archiedavis, 2001-08-14 08:15 am UTC
Re: - [info]joancrawford, 2001-08-14 11:21 am UTC

[info]tinacrawford
2001-08-12 10:43 pm UTC (link)
We'll manage


We'll manage


We'll manage


We'll manage

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[info]archiedavis
2001-08-12 10:54 pm UTC (link)
my, but you DID grow up REEEEAL nice...

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[info]marilyn__monroe
2001-08-13 11:14 am UTC (link)
Oh my goodness! Ms Crawford! I finally meet you, I think. Depression and sleeping pills are not a good combination either.


Love,
Marilyn Monroe

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Marilyn! What a pleasure....
[info]robby
2001-08-13 02:00 pm UTC (link)
I'm Robby, the cabana boy. If you need anything, just put your lips together...and whistle.

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Re: Marilyn! What a pleasure.... - [info]joancrawford, 2001-08-13 03:22 pm UTC
but, but, but....Darling Joan! - [info]robby, 2001-08-13 04:49 pm UTC
Re: but, but, but....Darling Joan! - [info]joancrawford, 2001-08-13 04:51 pm UTC
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[info]joancrawford
2001-08-13 02:57 pm UTC (link)
You're a bright star, Miss Monroe! Keep up the good work, and maybe you can one day replace me as the Queen of Hollywood!
Love, J.C.

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(no subject) - [info]archiedavis, 2001-08-14 08:13 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]archiedavis, 2001-08-14 11:24 am UTC

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[info]marilyn__monroe
2001-08-14 03:40 pm UTC (link)
Bring on the cabana boys and man whores. I just miss my Joe.


Love,
Marilyn.

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[info]joancrawford
2001-08-14 04:14 pm UTC (link)
Yes! Bring on the MEN!
Love, J.C.

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(no subject) - [info]marilyn__monroe, 2001-08-14 04:16 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]marilyn__monroe, 2001-08-14 04:43 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]marilyn__monroe, 2001-08-15 01:47 pm UTC
ladies!!! - [info]ms_dietrich, 2001-08-16 08:43 am UTC
Re: ladies!!! - [info]marilyn__monroe, 2001-08-16 08:52 am UTC
Re: ladies!!! - [info]joancrawford, 2001-08-16 06:18 pm UTC
Re: ladies!!! - [info]marilyn__monroe, 2001-08-16 07:05 pm UTC
I Bask In Your Buxom Blondeness
[info]robby
2001-08-14 08:40 pm UTC (link)
Dearest Marilyn,

Don't be suprised if Joe shows up in LJ land, it seems everyone does eventually. How about a cosmopolitan with a pink paper umbrella? I'll put a big umbrella up for you, near the pool, so you can visit awhile and still stay blonde all over.

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Re: I Bask In Your Buxom Blondeness - [info]marilyn__monroe, 2001-08-14 08:57 pm UTC

[info]ex_robertdow28
2001-08-14 06:48 pm UTC (link)
Joan darling, would you fancy a drink with me?


Your's truly,
Robert Downey Jr.

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[info]joancrawford
2001-08-15 01:37 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I would LOVE to have a drink with such a fine, sophisticated, good looking man such as yourself, Mr. Downey! *Flutters eyelashes*
Love, J.C.

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(no subject) - [info]ex_robertdow28, 2001-08-15 01:46 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]laughingsal, 2001-08-16 12:41 pm UTC
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Been there,done that - [info]cslater, 2001-08-20 11:37 am UTC
Re: Been there,done that - [info]ex_robertdow28, 2001-08-20 11:53 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2002-02-21 10:41 am UTC
Re: - [info]joancrawford, 2001-08-16 06:13 pm UTC
Re: - [info]joancrawford, 2001-08-16 06:15 pm UTC
Re: - [info]joancrawford, 2001-08-16 06:16 pm UTC
joan joan joan darling...
[info]ms_dietrich
2001-08-16 08:47 am UTC (link)
ohhhhhhhhhh i had the worst day on the set...howza bout a shopping spree? lunch, some fabulous shoes (for my amazing legs), and some vodka and tonics??

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Shh!! Joan's still incommunicado...
[info]robby
2001-08-16 03:02 pm UTC (link)
and we're out of tonic. Can I offer a screaming orgasm, or perhaps a sloe screw on the beach?

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(no subject) - [info]laughingsal, 2001-08-16 03:21 pm UTC
"De quoi est mort votre dernier esclave?" - [info]robby, 2001-08-16 03:38 pm UTC
Re: "De quoi est mort votre dernier esclave?" - [info]laughingsal, 2001-08-16 04:16 pm UTC
Re: Shh!! Joan's still incommunicado... - [info]marilyn__monroe, 2001-08-16 03:31 pm UTC
Mon Cherie! - [info]robby, 2001-08-16 03:45 pm UTC
Re: Mon Cherie! - [info]marilyn__monroe, 2001-08-16 03:50 pm UTC
Re: Shh!! Joan's still incommunicado... - [info]joancrawford, 2001-08-16 06:07 pm UTC
Re: Shh!! Joan's still incommunicado... - [info]ms_dietrich, 2001-08-20 07:59 pm UTC
Re: joan joan joan darling... - [info]joancrawford, 2001-08-16 06:19 pm UTC
I got a lion in my pocket - [info]robby, 2001-08-16 07:29 pm UTC
Re: I got a lion in my pocket - [info]ex_ben_affle801, 2001-08-17 09:15 am UTC
Meine Liebe!
[info]robby
2001-08-21 12:06 am UTC (link)
You'll have both!

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Re: Meine Liebe!
[info]joancrawford
2001-08-21 11:59 am UTC (link)
Don't you EVER speak to me that way again!!! JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO??!!!!!
Love, J.C.

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Re: Meine Liebe! - [info]marilyn__monroe, 2001-08-21 01:08 pm UTC
Re: Meine Liebe! - [info]joancrawford, 2001-08-21 06:59 pm UTC

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