Hollywood Royalty..... ([info]joancrawford) wrote,
@ 2001-08-10 21:34:00
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Current mood: pissed off
Current music:Me Cracking my Knuckles...

WHAT???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was flipping through the channels when I saw my OWN DAUGHTER [info]tinacrawford ON LARRY KING LIVE, TELLING ALL SORTS OF LIES AND SPREADING FALSEHOODS ABOUT HER OWN MOTHER!!!!
YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE LESBIAN! HOW DARE YOU?!!!


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[info]italianprincess
2001-08-10 07:57 pm UTC (link)
I think you should take her out back and whoop her ass, Joan. Teach her some respect ;)

~*QOTR*~

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[info]joancrawford
2001-08-10 09:29 pm UTC (link)
DAMN SKIPPY!
Love, J.C.

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[info]tinacrawford
2001-08-11 12:45 am UTC (link)
...Cha..... ya know what?
How 'bouts you bend over cunt, and I'll teach 'ya some respect with my tounge!

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[info]italianprincess
2001-08-11 08:20 am UTC (link)
sorry Tina...I don't flow that way.

~*QOTR*~

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[info]tinacrawford
2001-08-11 01:16 pm UTC (link)
A fine brawny lad like yourself?
You should let me take your body over with my feminine wiles.. I'll show you moves that your Grandma Cheryl only dreamed about..

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[info]italianprincess
2001-08-11 01:59 pm UTC (link)
umm...Tina, I'm a girl. And the picture of the guy as my icon...that's my future husband Sean O'Haire.

~*QUEEN of the Ring*~

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[info]tinacrawford
2001-08-12 03:17 am UTC (link)
Keep dreaming sweetheart, that's the only thing that will keep you sane in your pitiful little life.

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[info]italianprincess
2001-08-12 08:11 am UTC (link)
oh yeah, pitiful...yep...that's my life...getting a practically free ride to college, being popular and adored, wanted by many, respected by all...yep, that's pitiful.

at least I know enough to obey my mother and have respect for her.

~*QOTR*~

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[info]joancrawford
2001-08-12 01:27 pm UTC (link)
YOU TELL 'EM, MISS THRILLER!
Love, J.C.

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[info]laughingsal
2001-08-13 03:50 pm UTC (link)
You're annoying. Shut up.

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[info]italianprincess
2001-08-13 03:51 pm UTC (link)
and you're a chumpstain. Fuck off.

~*QOTR*~

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[info]laughingsal
2001-08-13 04:11 pm UTC (link)
Wow. If I knew what a chumpstain was, I might be offended! But probably not.

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[info]joancrawford
2001-08-13 04:14 pm UTC (link)
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO HER THAT WAY, YOU FROTHY OLD WHORE??!!! THAT'S IT, THIS TIME YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR, BETTE!!!
PREAPRE TO DIE!!!

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fucking lies joan, all lies!
[info]ellica
2001-08-11 12:11 am UTC (link)
what a little cunt! and to think, she had YOU as an example and still turned out so salty!

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Salty?
[info]tinacrawford
2001-08-11 12:44 am UTC (link)
Salty, you say?
*giggles*
Listen here bitch, I'm as sweet as a candy cane! teehee

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Re: fucking lies joan, all lies!
[info]joancrawford
2001-08-11 09:10 am UTC (link)
This apple was THROWN from the tree!
Love, J.C.

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Re: fucking lies joan, all lies!
[info]tinacrawford
2001-08-12 03:17 am UTC (link)
more like chopped off of the tree

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Re: fucking lies joan, all lies!
[info]joancrawford
2001-08-12 01:33 pm UTC (link)
YOU BE QUIET! I'D RATHER YOU GO TO SCHOOL BALD THAN LOOKING LIKE A TRAMP!!!!

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[info]tinacrawford
2001-08-11 12:48 am UTC (link)
WHY DID YOU

ADOPT

ME?!

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[info]joancrawford
2001-08-11 08:54 am UTC (link)
Because I wanted a child, someone to love...
Love, J.C.

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[info]tinacrawford
2001-08-11 11:19 am UTC (link)
Don't you act for me.................I WANNA KNOW!

WHY DID YOU ADOPT ME?!

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[info]joancrawford
2001-08-11 01:55 pm UTC (link)
...ALRIGHT MAYBE I DID IT FOR A LITTLE EXTRA PUBLICITY....NO!!! WAIT, YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!!
Love, J.C.

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[info]tinacrawford
2001-08-12 03:18 am UTC (link)
maybe a little bit true..

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[info]laughingsal
2001-08-11 09:54 am UTC (link)
What did you expect? Your daughter is a talentless whore, just like her mother!

At least my B.J. could write a decent book about HER tormented childhood!

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[info]joancrawford
2001-08-11 09:59 am UTC (link)
It's been a while, you withered old bitch. DON'T YOU DARE BADMOUTH MY DAUGHTER, YOU TALENTLESS MONGREL!!

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Larry King is a Pimp!
[info]robby
2001-08-11 12:44 pm UTC (link)
Dear Miss Crawford,

Larry goes on and on about "Garlique!" and how it changed his life, and helped him recover from his heart attack. And best of all, it's all herbal! Tina is a PR shill for an Indian Casino!

I was so hoping you would call in to set them straight. Don't they have phones down there?

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Re: Larry King is a Pimp!
[info]tinacrawford
2001-08-11 01:12 pm UTC (link)
Why, hello Robby... I dont think I've had the pleasure to meet you, you fine stud... how 'bouts you meet me in the coral tonight...8 o'clock okay?
i'll show you how you can understand a real woman...

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In your dreams!
[info]robby
2001-08-11 02:47 pm UTC (link)
I know your kind, you dirty two-faced mutt. I bet when you were a kid, you caught flies and tore their wings off. I bet you stuck pins in frogs just to see them wiggle and flap while you (UNINTELLIGIBLE). I know you. Why you'd tear the heart of your grandmother if she didn't think...

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Re: In your dreams!
[info]joancrawford
2001-08-11 05:19 pm UTC (link)
HAHA! THAT'S RIGHT, ROBBO! GIVE HER HELL!!
*sips her vodka and pepsi*
Love, J.C.

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Re: In your dreams!
[info]tinacrawford
2001-08-12 03:14 am UTC (link)
Lick my snatch, bovine.

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Re: Larry King is a Pimp!
[info]joancrawford
2001-08-11 01:51 pm UTC (link)
Yes, but I assumed things would work out better in the long run if I just let my darling daughter make an ass out of herself on national television. I think she did a pretty good job, don't you?
Love, J.C.

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Yes! What a whine festival!
[info]robby
2001-08-11 02:57 pm UTC (link)
After all these years, she still has no life of her own. It's still all about you, and the boo-hoo abuse she suffered. Will she ever get over it, or is it all about promoting the 20th anniversery edition of her libelous book?

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Re: Yes! What a whine festival!
[info]joancrawford
2001-08-11 05:16 pm UTC (link)
I think she is just doing the best she can-She can't act, so she has to fling shit and promote filth in order to make money and become famous. I think it's kind of ironic, don't you? I always taught her that she must know how to COMPETE AND WIN!! And she is certainly doing so.
Love, J.C.

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Re: Yes! What a whine festival!
[info]ms_dietrich
2001-08-12 08:11 am UTC (link)
compete and win. thats just like you joan darling. such a lady, but not to be fucked with! i love it. dont change daaaarling, yer absolutely fabulous as you are now.

love,
marlene

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Re: Yes! What a whine festival!
[info]joancrawford
2001-08-12 01:29 pm UTC (link)
Why, thank you! I can't tell you how wonderful it is to have the opinion of such a sensible diva as yourself!
TO ALL MY FANS, I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!
Love, J.C.

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