Hollywood Royalty..... ([info]joancrawford) wrote,
@ 2001-07-22 17:49:00
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Current mood: pissed off

What do you think you're doing?
This morning, I was laying in bed with a facewrap on, when I heard screaming and shouting coming from the garden. I look out of my window to see Tina and Christopher KICKING MY GOD DAMN EXPENSIVE CUSHIONS AROUND!

So, Naturally, I flew out of bed, opened the window, and GAVE THEM HELL!!!!

That'll teach her to fuck with MY upholstery!


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[info]kai_ta_loipa
2001-07-22 03:38 pm UTC (link)
you have incredible parenting skills... you should write a book!

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[info]joancrawford
2001-07-22 03:40 pm UTC (link)
Why, THANK YOU! I think that LOVE, mixed with a LITTLE discipline, is the PERFECT recipe!
Love, J.C.

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[info]kai_ta_loipa
2001-07-22 03:44 pm UTC (link)
you inspire me

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[info]joancrawford
2001-07-22 03:45 pm UTC (link)
To all my WONderful fans, I LOVE YOU ALL!!!
Love, J.C.

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those ungratefull ruffians
[info]archiedavis
2001-07-22 04:31 pm UTC (link)
why doesnt daddy come over, and you can give him a facewrap??? the only screaming and shouting will be coming out of your boudoir.

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Re: those ungratefull ruffians
[info]joancrawford
2001-07-22 05:33 pm UTC (link)
Whoo, I could use an invigorating RUB-DOWN!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!!!
;-)
Love, J.C.

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Re: those ungratefull ruffians
[info]archiedavis
2001-07-23 11:49 am UTC (link)
well... are you a johnson and johnson gal, or should i just whip out the crisco???

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Re: those ungratefull ruffians
[info]joancrawford
2001-07-23 02:23 pm UTC (link)
How about whipped cream and Strawberries? ^_~
Love, J.C.

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9 1/2 weeks
[info]archiedavis
2001-07-23 04:06 pm UTC (link)
not only are you the queen of hollywood,
but queen of the condiments as well.

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[info]joancrawford
2001-07-26 06:22 am UTC (link)
You're pretty hot stuff yourself, Sailor! Why don't you come over to my place, and we can..."get to know each other"...
Love, J.C.

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(Anonymous)
2001-07-31 01:30 am UTC (link)
you are not a lady. you are a pepsi slurping, cum gurgling cock gobbler.

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And you, sir, are no gentleman!
[info]robby
2001-08-06 07:43 pm UTC (link)
How dare you insult the Queen of Hollywood! You are a scoundrel and a bounder, and deserve a sound thrashing!

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A pearl of wisdom from Christian Slater
[info]cslater
2001-08-07 10:47 am UTC (link)
Lighten up! Mommie Dearest gave me nightmares.

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Re: A pearl of wisdom from Christian Slater
[info]joancrawford
2001-08-07 07:01 pm UTC (link)
Oh, FUCK OFF, you insolent teenie bopper sad excuse for an actor!
Love, J.C.

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Re: A pearl of wisdom from Christian Slater
[info]cslater
2001-08-08 09:12 am UTC (link)
*sob* Why must you be so cruel?

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Re: A pearl of wisdom from Christian Slater
[info]joancrawford
2001-08-08 10:37 am UTC (link)
I'm sorry.........I'd have rather cut off my hand....
Love, J.C.

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