joancrawford: That's it!

Hollywood Royalty..... (

joancrawford) wrote,
@ 2001-07-10 14:51:00

Current mood:

bitchy

That's it!
Bette Fucking Davis!!!!!
That elderly WHORE has come back from hell....I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY DIVA TO ESCAPE FROM THE WRATH OF BEELZEBUB!!!
You know what this means, don't you? THAT CROTCH CREATURE IS GOING TO TRY AND STEAL MY THRONE!!! I must go into my room, and Rehearse....I must brush up on my acting skills, if I am going to survive in this cruel, cruel Industry...

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	flyswatter 2001-07-10 12:12 pm UTC (link)
	Auuuggggggghhhhhh! It is going to be a bumpy night! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	laughingsal 2001-07-10 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	IMPOSTER!!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: joancrawford 2001-07-10 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	Who are you, and why do you have a picture of me on your journal? Love, J.C. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	flyswatter 2001-07-11 11:07 am UTC (link)
	One of your admirers. I have a distaste for wire coathangers too. And that little bitch Christina. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: joancrawford 2001-07-11 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	To ALL my WONDERFUL fans, I LOVE YOU ALL!! Love, J.C. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lolamontez 2001-07-10 12:16 pm UTC (link)
	stuff a sock in it, bette! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	laughingsal 2001-07-10 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	Why don't you crawl up Queen Bitch's ASS! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: joancrawford 2001-07-10 02:34 pm UTC (link)
	YOU LEAVE HER ALONE, YOU SWAGGERING DRUNKARD! SHE'S GOT MORE HEAD ON HER SHOULDERS THAN YOU'VE GIVEN IN ALL OF YOUR CAREER!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	uh uh girlfriend.... italianprincess 2001-07-10 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	you got a problem with me Betty Ass Clown??? Step up to the plate. ~QOTR~ (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: uh uh girlfriend.... joancrawford 2001-07-10 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	That's right. Us Queens stick together, and I don't mean drag queens!! coughbettecough Love, J.C. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: uh uh girlfriend.... laughingsal 2001-07-11 02:06 pm UTC (link)
	YEEEAEEEEEEAAAH!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: uh uh girlfriend.... italianprincess 2001-07-11 02:23 pm UTC (link)
	anytime...anyplace...anywhere you old hag. ~QOTR~ I don't fake it...I break it!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: uh uh girlfriend.... joancrawford 2001-07-11 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	My, my! You really are the Queen of the Ring! Look at that elegance, that astounding pronunciation and vocabulary! You are true Hollywood Royalty...for a new generation! Love, J.C. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: uh uh girlfriend.... italianprincess 2001-07-11 02:37 pm UTC (link)
	thank you Joan. that truely means a lot coming from a SUPERSTAR of HUGE MAGNITUTIONS, like yourself. Betty's just jealous of us. i mean, just look at her!! she makes a dried, shriveled up prune seem halfway attractive!! ~QOTR~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: joancrawford 2001-07-10 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	TESTIFY!!! Love, J.C. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	heh... italianprincess 2001-07-10 01:18 pm UTC (link)
	TAKE HER OUT, JOAN!!! SHOW HER WHAT BEING THE QUEEN BITCH OF HOLLYWOOD IS ALL ABOUT!!! YEEAHHHH!!! ~Queen of the Ring~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: heh... joancrawford 2001-07-10 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	You know what, Miss Thriller? I think you're right....I'M GONNA SHOW BETTE WHAT ACTING IS ALL ABOUT, REAL ACTING, NOT THE PLAY ACTING SHE'S ALWAYS DOING.....AND THEN AFTER THAT, I'M GONNA RIP HER TO SHREDS! Love, J.C. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Bette, the one and only ellica 2001-07-10 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	Her work in All About Eve gives me shivers still. She is a star. A real legend. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Bette, the one and only laughingsal 2001-07-10 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	Ha ha! I AM the Queen of Hollywood! Thank you, my dear. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Bette, the one and only ellica 2001-07-10 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	The pleasure is ALL mine, love. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Bette, the one and only joancrawford 2001-07-10 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	Hpmh....her breath sends my stomach turning, and her god-awful voice gives ME the shivers. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Bette from hell!~ robby 2001-07-10 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	It's well accepted that Joan Crawford was a superior actress; all Bette had going for her were bulgy goo-goo eyes. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Well said! joancrawford 2001-07-10 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	You know, I like your style,Mr. Robby..... Love, J.C. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Well said! flyswatter 2001-07-11 11:03 am UTC (link)
	Feh, you are only the Faye Dunaway Joan Crawford. I can tell by the photo. Why do I know this? Because THATS WHO I AM!!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Well said! joancrawford 2001-07-11 02:25 pm UTC (link)
	BAH! You look like a Technicolor copy-cat, that's all, and nothing more. Love, J.C. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bette davis eyes laughingsal 2001-07-11 11:08 am UTC (link)
	And I suppose that is why I have more Oscars?!!! The Academy has spoken. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: bette davis eyes joancrawford 2001-07-11 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	And it's also wideley accepted that Bette slept around for mere pieces of bronze statue, while I perfected the art of fine acting, and won over a loyal fan base. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Bette, the one and only laughingsal 2001-07-13 09:01 am UTC (link)
	Must be a reaction to my divine superiority. Face it...you're a movie star , J.C., But I am a legend!!!!! HAWWWHAWWWW Cough HAAAWWWW (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Bette, the one and only joancrawford 2001-07-13 11:52 am UTC (link)
	Smoke another one, you cancerous HAG! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jarekese 2001-07-10 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	then i dont want to play with you no more mommy!!!!!!!!!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: joancrawford 2001-07-11 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	Why, I don't normally go for women, but, there is something just so.....hot and sexy about you, Miss Pie, I WANT YOU, YOU HOT SEXY BITCH!!!! Love, J.C. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: jarekese 2001-07-14 11:06 am UTC (link)
	ha ha ha (Reply to this) (Parent)

	osanity 2001-07-11 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	How about Marlene Dietrich??? She was quite the German gem and could sing, too... :-P (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: joancrawford 2001-07-11 02:56 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, She never hated me because of my natural superiority, or started shit with me! Love, J.C. p.s. See? I told ya! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thetabloid 2001-07-13 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	Just a friendly little note to let you know that you are now being mercilessly stalked by rabid paparazzi on thetabloid's payroll. Alas, such is the price of fame... ;) (Reply to this)

	Quotes from the shriveled, dank mouth of Bette Davis secretime 2001-07-15 12:55 pm UTC (link)
	"I wouldn't piss on Joan Crawford if she was on fire." "I wouldn't let Joan Crawford sit on my toilet seat." "The most fun I ever had with Joan Crawford was dragging her up the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Quotes from the shriveled, dank mouth of Bette Davis joancrawford 2001-07-15 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	Ha, What a joke. I have more talent in my pinky finger than that whore has in her ENTIRE BODY, and she knows it! She's just jealous of true talent in the art of acting....all she has talent in is giving head and sitting and spinning. Love, J.C. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	laughingsal 2001-07-16 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	Here's a site for you, you monobrow wonder. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	HA! laughingsal 2001-07-16 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	"She's slept with every male star at MGM except Lassie." (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: HA! joancrawford 2001-07-16 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	HA! I CONQUERED LASSIE ALSO!! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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