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Wednesday, November 5th, 2003
12:43p
OH! MY! I am just SO HORNY! It's all I can do to keep my massive hair in place!

I need a REAL man. Let me tell you something - when I want a piece of meat, I don't want just any old Oscar Meyer weiner. I want a SIX POUND SALAMI LOG, Okay? Don't be stingy with the trimmings either... I want that sucker smothered in mayonnaise and filled to the brim with succulent juices!

Now if you'll all excuse me, I'm going to go sit off the edge of a dock with my legs spread and pray for a stray torpedo!


current mood: touched

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