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Tuesday, April 15th, 2003
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8:34p
Ah, Springtime... love is in the air, people! The birds and the bees are all busy doing the horizontal tango! Unfortunately, this sultry Hollywood Starlet is without a bird OR a bee. I'm feeling rather randy, and I have nothing on which to vent my... 'frustrations', if you will. That being said, I am now accepting applications and resumes for the position of 'poolboy'.
Speaking of the swimming pool, last night I woke up around 4 a.m. and decided to take a brisk 14 mile jog. I made it no further than the back gate when I found Christopher face-down in the deep end! Poor little guy didn't keep himself strapped in...
So I set him down on the kitchen table to dry, and as soon as Carol Ann woke up, we had to reanimate him. He has a blank stare now, and doesn't speak very much. He hasn't changed at all!
Well I've got to go, I'm doing a photo shoot tonight, and I still have three layers of skin to scrub off!
Love, J.C.
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