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Tuesday, August 21st, 2001
3:47p
Good GODS! Last night I caught Christina in bed...WITH ANOTHER WOMAN!
I think her name was Vera...All I know is that she attends Chadwick academy with my daughter...Who could have known, my daughter, CHRISTINA CRAWFORD, WAS A LESBIAN?!
Oh, well. I always did think she was rather beastly manly. Not to mention hairy.
Anyways.
Tonight I am having photogrophers come over to take pictures of my wonderful estate, my olympic swimming pool, and my extensive french wardrobe.
Let's just hope that Tina can control her rumbling vulva...I do hope we won't have a repeat incident of her thrusting her loins against the camera tripods...*sigh*...


current mood: embarrassed

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