Hollywood Royalty..... ([info]joancrawford) wrote,
@ 2003-11-05 12:43:00
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Current mood: touched

OH! MY! I am just SO HORNY! It's all I can do to keep my massive hair in place!

I need a REAL man. Let me tell you something - when I want a piece of meat, I don't want just any old Oscar Meyer weiner. I want a SIX POUND SALAMI LOG, Okay? Don't be stingy with the trimmings either... I want that sucker smothered in mayonnaise and filled to the brim with succulent juices!

Now if you'll all excuse me, I'm going to go sit off the edge of a dock with my legs spread and pray for a stray torpedo!


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[info]kaputla
2003-11-06 02:59 pm UTC (link)
Poor old flabby Joan can't pull in the comments like she used to. Even the torpedo wanted nothing to do with your RANCID VAGINA.. it is so caked with Christophers preteen juices that it's completely sealed shut...even mad Mad Cow wouldn't touch that thing. I think it's time you stopped fighting your way to the top. You obviously haven't learned the hard way that you are BOX OFFICE POISON.

P.S. Your daughters a crusty slut.

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[info]joancrawford
2003-11-08 10:35 am UTC (link)
LISTEN HERE, YOU PUFFED-UP HAMHOCK! I REFUSE TO BE ADDRESSED IN SUCH A MANNER BY SOME FIVE DOLLAR HONG KONG HUSSY! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK THAT WAY ABOUT MY DAUGHTER? NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO CRIPPLE HER SELF ESTEEM EXCEPT FOR HER MOTHER!!

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[info]tinacrawford
2004-01-24 08:45 pm UTC (link)
You fucking hoe beast, you lied to me! YOU LIKE MY CRUST YA FAT ASS BUCK TOOTH BITCH!! AT LEAST GRAVITY HAS WORKED IN MY FAVOR UNLIKE YOUR BUMBLE BOOBS THAT HANG LIKE DON KNOTS JOWELS! MY MOMMIE IS STILL A SHOP GIRL, SO GO FUCK YOURSELF

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[info]kaputla
2004-01-24 10:02 pm UTC (link)
You had no problems with these Bumble Boobs last night when I was beating you into a bloody pulp with them. You enjoyed every minute and then I made you take a bath because you, just like your mother, are a dirty dirty whore.

Your moms not a shop girl....she's a washed up old hag who can't even beat you with a hanger properly anymore. You need to face the truth and BRING HER THE FUCKING AX so she can end her miserable life or better yet to cut apart all that mess Christopher made. She needs to be fresh and clean for when he straps himself in tonight.





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[info]tinacrawford
2004-01-26 09:26 pm UTC (link)
Okay, enough with the acting... you fat piece of crud. Just...be gone! Mommie and I don't want your fat ass around!!!!!!! As the dwarfstar would say," STOP COMIN' AROUND HERE."

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[info]kaputla
2004-01-26 10:24 pm UTC (link)
Your the one posting my name in your journal. If you don't want to fight like a small alibino child then don't bring me up slut.

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[info]tinacrawford
2004-02-02 10:27 pm UTC (link)
Your name? As in what? Are you refering to the crusty fat ass comment I made?

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[info]mad_cow
2005-08-17 06:48 am UTC (link)
EAT MY FUNGUS, POND SCUM!

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[info]killerbflat
2007-05-22 03:34 pm UTC (link)
Helga's finished in the living room, Miss Crawford.

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