Hollywood Royalty..... ([info]joancrawford) wrote,
@ 2003-06-18 17:13:00
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CHRISTINAAAAA!! CHRISTOPHER, DAMMIT!!!

CAROLANNE! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THE CHILDREN QUIET TODAY! AND FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, GET THEM OUT OF THE GARD'NN!!!


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[info]secretime
2003-08-13 12:08 am UTC (link)
"Word's out on the town that Crawford's losing it....just look at how her Livejournal has slowed down...her life, much like her movie career, is BOMBING before our very eyes..."

--Quote from respected columnist and recently announced Californian gubenatorial candidate extraordinairre, Arriana Huffington

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[info]karmakanic
2003-09-28 02:40 pm UTC (link)
You've bad mouthed Joan for the LAST TIME!

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[info]joancrawford
2003-10-01 07:58 am UTC (link)
That's funny, she didn't seem to think I was 'losing it' last weekend, when I doused her in pig's blood and licked her... Oh! I mean...

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Damn That Liza!
[info]robby
2003-10-22 09:51 am UTC (link)
She's fallen off the wagon, and is now beating her gay husband during drunken, drug-fueled rages. If she alienates the gay community who will buy her records?

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Re: Damn That Liza!
[info]joancrawford
2003-10-22 02:06 pm UTC (link)
Darling, that's not the worst she's ever done. Have I told you about the time she got hammered and lit a cross on Kwame Kilpatrick's front lawn? Who hasn't she alienated?

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Re: Damn That Liza!
[info]robby
2003-10-22 06:34 pm UTC (link)
Well, Judy must be heartsick over Liza's seamy blowup. Maybe I'll give her a call. I'll bet she's up for a few cocktails tonight.

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